5/8/13
News Downdate - 5/8/2013
All right, listen up you COCKS and CUNTS.
You are now able to
DONATE
to the Church Website via PayPal. That's right. Totally legit WALLET-RAPE on your narrow ass. Why spend your money on pot, booze and porn when you can dump it into a vacuum that'll jerk your COCK and rub your CLIT the right way?
It's really a no-boner. Get out your Debit/Check/ATM Card, type in that 16 digit number and send the Church your GODDAMN MONEY. We can use it for personal BULLSHIT like strap-ons for our Lady Bishops and Fleshlights for our Lord Bishops.
Seriously. Give us your FUCKING MONEY just like you give it to Wal-Mart, Exxon-Mobile and Apple. Every time you pay your cable or cellphone bill and don't tithe to the Church, a kitten gets hit by a runaway golf cart.
Please think of the fucking golf carts.
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