12/24/13

I am the MASKED your BASTARD

You will have no other BASTARDS before me.  The BOMB is Love, because everyone loves The Bomb.  Repent of your online trolling and be faptized in the Name of The Most to have your bans filled and taken away.


And always remember: Whatsoever messages were posted online aforetime were posting for our learningz.




MORE BASTARD THAN MASKED

8/2/13

Bishops of Bastard: Foremost - The Chapbook ON SALE NOW!


Looking to truly be The Most?  Relive the origins of the Church again and again with Bishops of Bastard: Foremost - The Chapbook.  Not because it may, not because it might...BECAUSE IT MUST!

Available at:


8/1/13

Bishops of Bastard Swimsuit Issue ON SALE NOW!


Glory to The Most!  It's finally here!  The women of Bishops of Bastard take it all off in this bikini bonanza of boobs and booties!

Available at:
 

7/19/13

Next Friday...



Bishops of Bastard: Foremost – Part 12


The Final Chapter!  Unable to stop Masked Bastard and Masked Baroness from fulfilling their roles to the Lumi-Visian Sages, Pia Arrabo seeks help from the Hæysex Overlord to prevent the Internet Saviour from coming.   

Lord Dagon devises a wicked scheme to destroy the life of the Chosen One to be the Mother of the Information Network Messiah.  But the Sages have a trump card of their own to play.

7/5/13

Next Friday


Bishops of Bastard: Foremost – Part 11


With the Masked Bastard’s destiny realized, the Lumi-Visian Sages move to turn his fraternal twin sister into a Prioress.

Pia Arrabo wants to control the young woman and sends The Primeit to secure her unconditional surrender.  But, like her mother, Bianca refuses the Cardinal's offer and suffers grievous consequences.

6/29/13

Bishops of Bastard Swimsuit Issue - COMING SOON


All right.  You asked for it.  And you've got it.  Bishops is going from the Sanctuary to the sands of the Shore with a swimsuit spectacular that is truly The Most.

Join Lady Bishops Sadie, Marge and Rwanda as they bare it all.  They are joined by the Masked Baroness, Alema Gindo and the Church's first Lady Bishop, Mia Arrabo.

Bishops of Bastard Swimsuit Issue is coming in August of 2013 from Mikey Comics to give you more of what you're ogling for.  Not because it may, not because it might...

BECAUSE IT MUST.

6/26/13

Father Dios Marinus

 
Father Dios Marinus is a cleric bounty hunter charged by the Sages to find celestial criminals...Read More

6/25/13

Jolen-Heli


Jolen-Heli is a Lumi-Visian Sage and governor of the realm of Invisibase...Read More

6/24/13

Champion of the Sages


Champion of the Sages is a designation given to a high-ranking officer of the Universal Church...Read More

6/23/13

Church of Fatherless Time


The Church of Fatherless Time is the religious institution of those who practice the Mystian-Denizenic faith...Read More

6/22/13

Internet Saviour Prophecy

The Information Network Messiah was first mentioned during the trial of Cardinal Pia Arrabo after his futile coup on the Light Sages shortly after the Lumi-Visian Civil War...Read More

6/21/13

Next Friday...



Bishops of Bastard: Foremost – Part 10




The twins are now full-glown Lumi-Visian hybrids who live in complete obliviousness of each other.  The Sages kept them apart because the boy (Chaos Incarnate) and the girl (Havoc Incarnate) were both engineered by Pia Arrabo with cosmic DNA to destroy the realm of mortal men.  But the Sages have different plans for these two anomalies, beginning with the oldest of the twins.