3/21/13

Greetings RIGID COCKS and MOIST CUNTS.

I am the MASKED your BASTARD reminding all of you STD-infested PAP SMEARS about Bishops of Bastard: Foremost - Part 3, which will be posted sometime tomorrow.

One other thing:








The Bishops of Bastard Wiki is now up and running.  I and my fellow Bishops put in a little overtime building the templates from scratch.

The Wiki is a work constantly in progress and is updated whenever we fucking feel like it.  The work was a woman in labor giving birth to a honeydew-sized hunk of poop.

It sucked stinky BARNYARD ANIMAL BALLSAC and shat softball-sized ROAD APPLES to code all of that shit.  And I do mean SHIT.  It seemed never-ending with that wiki.

GODDAMN, it was like being sprayed with hot, Jacuzzi jet DIARRHEA until you were coated in ANAL SOUP and dripped with the sewage that is WIKI TEMPLATE CODE.

Geez, I need some diphenhydramine.  That's all for now.




Fart Hammers.

3/20/13

Learning Wiki code sucks BIG MOOSE SAC.

Seriously.  It unloads ASS all over my Mask like a cheerleader who has been living on psyllium husk powder all summer to make the Varsity squad her senior year.  Holy Fuck Wagons.

The "info boxes" gave me a FUCKING headache.  DAMN the templates.  Just give me the FUCKING code to it.  Judas Christmas on a fucking monopod.  It blows whale phallus.

I'm going to pop a few Extra Strength Acetaminophen (4,000 mg) and dream about BIG BUTTS smeared with mayonnaise gyrating in my face.



Shit Cheese.


3/7/13

It is The Most.

Bishops of Bastard is a great way to kill brain cells.  A single graphic of Mystian-Denizenic debauchery can zap thousands of electrolytes, yet keep your fap hand stronger than a female bodybuilder's anus.  We believe in The Most, the Creator of all Lulz, for the Masked our Bastard was sent into this world not to Ctrl Alt Delete it, but to refresh it.  His seed will save the Internet and help us to Know Our Meme.


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