5/31/13

Bishops of Bastard: Foremost - Part 8


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5/30/13

Tomorrow...


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5/24/13

Next Friday...

...the Story Continues with Bishops of Bastard: Foremost - Part 8.

 Cardinal Pia Arrabo visits Paris, France and gets his first taste of mortal poon tang. He then orchestrates a coup on the Light Sages of Invisibase that leads to the Lumi-Visian Civil War after another failed experiment to create a super celestial goes down the crapper.
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5/17/13

Bishops of Bastard: Foremost - Part 7


Bishops of Bastard: Foremost - Part 7
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5/16/13

News Downdate - Foremost Chapbook

Greetings.  I am the Masked your Bastard.  Pay attention because I'm only saying this shit once. Bishops of Bastard: Foremost is a direct prequel that leads into Bishops of Bastard: Beginnings. Foremost is 12 parts and goes like this:

Part 1 - The Era of Jolen-Heli
Part 2 - Covenant For A Universal Library
Part 3 - Coming of the Promised Key
Part 4 - The Error of Pia Arrabo
Part 5 - Fall of the Cardinal
Part 6 - The Great Betrayal
Part 7 - The Coming Storm
Part 8 - The Lumi-Visian Civil War
Part 9 - Seeking Chaos and Havoc
Part 10 - Era of the Masked Bastard
Part 11 - Rise of the Masked Baroness
Part 12 - The Search For Sarai

That's means sometime Friday, I'll be posting Part 7 for you DONG-CHASERS and CLAM-LICKERS.



Also this August Bishops of Bastard: Foremost - The Chapbook will be on sale.  That is all.  Have a nice fucking day.
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5/8/13

News Downdate - 5/8/2013

All right, listen up you COCKS and CUNTS.



You are now able to DONATE to the Church Website via PayPal.  That's right.  Totally legit WALLET-RAPE on your narrow ass.  Why spend your money on pot, booze and porn when you can dump it into a vacuum that'll jerk your COCK and rub your CLIT the right way?

It's really a no-boner.  Get out your Debit/Check/ATM Card, type in that 16 digit number and send the Church your GODDAMN MONEY.  We can use it for personal BULLSHIT like strap-ons for our Lady Bishops and Fleshlights for our Lord Bishops.

Seriously.  Give us your FUCKING MONEY just like you give it to Wal-Mart, Exxon-Mobile and Apple.  Every time you pay your cable or cellphone bill and don't tithe to the Church, a kitten gets hit by a runaway golf cart.




Please think of the fucking golf carts.
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5/3/13

Bishops of Bastard: Foremost - Part 6

Bishops of Bastard: Foremost - Part 6
http://www.scribd.com/fullscreen/139234912/bishops-of-bastard-foremost-part-6

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